(via smack-right-in-the-face)

(Source: ifonlyyouwerefood, via lastcookieonearth)
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
- Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
- Sister: You tell him.
- Me: And if he doesn't like you?
- Sister: You kill him.

(via add-a-dash-of-sugar)
it amazes me how i manage to screw up verbalizing even the most basic sentences
all of a sudden “lets go get pizza” turns into “how about we lets piatza”
(via retardedcat)

(Source: thelessthangreatgatsby, via retardedcat)

(Source: alecziscute, via rebellious-flower)

(Source: zenkei-the-vampire-adventuretime, via sassyrichter)
(via rebellious-flower)

(Source: roger-rabbit, via notsoclevergirl)
- Me: So...Niall, enjoying the dinner?
- Niall: ...
- Mom: Take your poster off the table

(Source: azulyamarill0, via i-feel-infinite-xx)

