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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.

  • Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
  • Sister: You tell him.
  • Me: And if he doesn't like you?
  • Sister: You kill him.

dudewhocares:

it amazes me how i manage to screw up verbalizing even the most basic sentences

all of a sudden “lets go get pizza” turns into “how about we lets piatza” 

(via retardedcat)

every fandom ever

(Source: coinlaundrys, via notsoclevergirl)

(Source: roger-rabbit, via notsoclevergirl)

  • Me: So...Niall, enjoying the dinner?
  • Niall: ...
  • Mom: Take your poster off the table
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